Ein Shirt sagt viel über den aus, der es trägt. Ich desinfiziere mich schon mein ganzes Leben lang als T-Shirt-Träger und wollte immer das coolste Shirt haben. Da ist es kein Wunder, dass ich irgendwann anfangen musste, mir meine Shirts selbst zu gestalten.
Würde ich einen T-Shirt-Shop betreiben, dann wären diese Entwürfe in meinem Sortiment:
67% – das ist völlig ausreichend
Ausreichend auf Arbeit, bei einer Wahl und im Gym
MONKEY
ANDYPATHIE erfährt jeder, der den Namen ANDY trägt
A Symbol of Resistance is a Kalaschnikov
Please watch carefully the Picture above
The red Star Shows exactly that again
Once a Rebell, always a Rebell
With this shirt you tell the World that you like good Music
or that you’re kinda schizophrenic: AN = ON = alive, DY = DIE = death
ANDY stands before a circle glowing blue
Red blizzards swirl and shining stars break through
The light is sharp, the colors boldly play
A frozen storm in cosmic disarray
I’m a CREEP, I’m a weirdo
the description of a non-muslim is KUFFAR
it’s disrespectul as i know so far
Even today still People get killed because of that
My Tribute to all these People – alive or dead
Once i was a Hero helping a Girl in Need
I was Ready to Fight, i really was, indeed
Later I thought about what made me doing that
It was the longing for Justice and the lack of Respect
RESPECT and JUSTICE is all that matters!
I do not always wear my Glasses
I usually don’t kick peoples Asses
But I can see inhuman People
And I fight all sorts of Evil
Wearing this Shirt is a dangerous Thing
Because a lot of People today are thinking
that men and women is not the onliest sex
they can even be pieces of furniture, what the heck
Crazyness is my thing, let me talk to the crowd
There are only two genders, say it out loud
Say it with Passion, Honesty or a Flirt
By wearing this nice looking Shirt
XX/XY – nothing else
STAMMHEIM is part of Stuttgart
If you live there you’re cool and hard
It’s like the Bronx you know it quite well
Thats why I sell this Shirt, you can tell
STAMMHEIM ist ein Ortsteil in Stuttgart
Jeder, der dort wohnt, ist bretthart
Vergleichbar mit Brooklyn in New York/USA
Das muss auf m Shirt stehen, sonnenklar